As I picked up dinner for my wife at Subway tonight I waited in line for about 15 minutes before it was time for me. As I waited what was my entertainment?

Glad you asked. It was the kid who asked (think monotone) “What can I get for you"… Then I got to watch him turn around and get a white, wheat, or Italian wheat and display his pants down around his thighs and his dirty blue underwear displayed as a symbol of ...LOOK I have an iPod, but can’t afford a belt.

In front of me was one of the Medivac Helicopter pilots for our local hospital...he was watching the show as well and we both had to laugh.

Subway eat fresh (make up your own jokes)